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edward scissor hands

A film about a man who had his hands chopped off and the made new ones out of scissors.
He's like the nice version of Freddy Krueger played by johnny depp but both his hands are different than most peoples if you get what i mean.
The Girl-"Edward! FINGER ME! NOW!"
Edward-"But...."
The Girl-"NOW DAMN IT!"
Edward-"Ok"
The Girl-" OWWWWW! My fadge is bleeding out from in!"
Edward-"I told you"
by GirlSkater February 23, 2004
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Lesbian scissor hands

Making a scissor with motion while having a lesbian on each hand.
Dom:Bro I had a lesbien on each hand last night.
Jake: damn bro lesbian scissor hands!!!
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speed bag scissor hands

One of the most talented Speed Baggers in the world.... him the SCISSOR HAND Salute and he will give ya a tee shirt.
Adam Solomon Is SBSH, Speed Bag Scissor Hands, comedian, actor, celebrity, superstar and entertainer extraordinare.
by Speed bag affliction April 15, 2010
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N-word scissor hands

I'm really just trying out a few names for my landscaping business..... what do you think?
Hmm, the bushes in the front yard look scraggly, call that N-word scissor hands!
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Edward Scissor-Hands

when you are edward and also have hands on your scissors
ew Edward Scissor-Hands has hands on his scissors gross
by GregGregGregGreg December 1, 2020
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left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.
Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
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Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors
I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.
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