Hand me down watermelon

When you put a watermelon in the microwave, fuck it, and then bury it in the back yard and your family eats its seedlings.

Jimmy served "hand me down watermelon" at thanksgivings this year.

by Cflownasty September 5, 2018

Hand me ups

Hand me ups - When your younger siblings outgrow you and start giving you their clothes, socks and shoes etc that doesn't fit them.

"You don't realise how much they have grown until they give you stuff that doesn't fit them anymore. I call them hand me ups"

by Erinairi December 30, 2013

Hand-me-down-bitch

A girl who dates a guy and he hands her down to his friend and he hands her down to his friend and he hands her dow to his friend and so on.

Becca is a hand-me-down-bitch. She dated John then his friend Bill, then his friend Tom.

by Homooo... August 4, 2011

Hand me down job

When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.

All I got for my 18th birthday was a hand me down job.

by magicliterati August 26, 2012

hand-me-up

Opposite of hand-me-down, whereby an item of clothing is given to the parent by the offspring if it no longer appeals to the offspring because it has either become ill-fitting or no longer appealing.

Scott was thrilled to receive a hand-me-up in the form of floral but manly shirt that did not fit his son Brad any longer and to whom he found it also unappealing and past its fashion statement status.

by R G Watson February 11, 2022

Hand Me Down Buick

Local band from New Jersey. The next Fall Out Boy?

ashlei: hand me down buick is playing at the firehall tonight!!!
brittney: omg no wai!!!
ashlei: ya wai we should totes go!!!
brittney: kool my mom can drive us!!!
ashlei: awsum tell her to pick us up like an hour after the show so we can like stare at the hawt band memberz!!!
brittney: omg jp is sooooooo fiiiine!!!
ashlei: lolz i no i wonder if hes single!!!
brittney: lets stalk hiz myspace lolz!!!

by kittentits15 February 24, 2008

hand-me-ups

A pair of pants a person wears that are so tight it appears as though they borrowed them from their little sister.

Hand-me-ups are usually worn by individuals who are "emo"

The depressed emo boy was beat up at school for wearing hand-me-ups. Not by his peers, but by his little sister for taking her pants without asking.

pants tight non-heterosexual ridiculous emo sister rainbow

by johnnystockness June 27, 2009