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Hacker Stab

The act of misrepresenting ones self on the internet in order to bang somebody one time. Once the banging has taken place the profile is completely erased.
I'm not gonna lie bro, I hacker stabbed your new gina before she lost all that weight.
by Ranchgirls June 15, 2020
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Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008
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vinnie hacker

the guy your women will fold for
by vinnie's wife September 19, 2020
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hammer-down protocol

Is a fictional, scorched earth code-name where in the U.S. military decides to cut it's losses and destroys, through carpet bombing, the U.S.'s own territories and/or cities that are deemed lost to enemy forces. The term was first used in the movie Cloverfield, followed by the video-game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
In COD:MW2 the Hammer-Down Protocol is a scorched earth policy through indiscriminant, large scale carpet bombing of the city of D.C. do to the heavy number of Russians in the area.

It is very similar in application and purpose in Cloverfield. However, it is used for the reason of an all-or-nothing attempt to destroy the monster, as well as the small parasites that had no-doubt flooded Manhattan.
by Dead Hand August 21, 2013
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Stone Hammer

A lesbian who possesses very strong, man like tendencies. Such as cutting their own hair very short, stands like a man, and may even date/use a man simply to learn first hand how to look more like a man. Warning signs are the gingham patterned flannel shirts, with or without sleeves, trucker hats, or trigglypuff hair poof in addition to buzz cut side hair. Similar examples would be; butch dyke, bull dyke, G.I. Joe Jane, SJW with macho man flair, manly smirks.
May have even dressed as Harry Potter as a child even when it wasn't Halloween. Look for these warning signs.
"Bet you can't pick out Matt's girlfriend just by looking at the marketing photo of last years staff cookout."

Reply: "Yes, I can, its the stone hammer standing next to all the guys in the middle. Dead giveaway is no heels, no dress, no makeup, cop buzzed hair cut and rolled up sleeves." That's a typical stone hammer bro.
by Todd Bod March 27, 2017
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Vinnie hacker

The hottest man aka dreams husband
by My instagram is @dreamiie___ October 13, 2020
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Vinnie hacker

look at vinnie hacker he’s so hot
by cmaggiie September 18, 2020
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