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Hamish's Law

The total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesity in the general population.

Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.
1) I saw a video of Woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. Compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. Depressing.

2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.

3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.
by themojojojojojo June 22, 2009
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Hamish

Hamish , Used To Describe Someone Whose Loyalty Never Falters. The Most TrustWorthy And Secretive Of His Group.
Large Group Of Friends and Has a Very Productive social life , enjoys time with people he Trusts . Likes to crack jokes with others however when it's comes to serious matters he is a man you would want in your corner . Will fight for the people he loves and will never betray them.

Has Strength That He Rarely Shows In Fear Of Showing Off However When Loved Ones Are In Need there is rarely a person that can subdue him. Normally very mindful of people wishes , thoughts , feelings . Ladies if you even think about going for one of these , you would be making a decision that you will love so don't lose out on him.
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