halfsie

a partially erect penis that occurs typically when the owner is aroused by something they should probably not be aroused by or in other inopportune situations.

Armando is inappropriately and uncontrollably partially aroused by his room mate. He now has a halfsie.

by hardguy January 9, 2010

halfsie

A person who consists of multiple ethnicities

Person # 1: Hey! Where are you from?
Person # 2: I'm half British and half Indian
Person # 1: Oh so you're a halfsie? That's cool!

buy halfsie mugs & shirts

by kurryma August 26, 2013

halfsies

A more fun way to say "half," or "part-way".

Why would you go halfsies with that halloween costume and just wear a hat? You should go all the way and wear the whole outfit.

Want to go halfsies with me and split the cost of dinner?

by cirrus42 January 25, 2012

halfsies

semi-derogatory term of half canadians used by kevin smith on smodcast 88.

we don't fuck halfsies in brantford, all canada or nothing.

by gunnar89 August 31, 2009

halfsie-splitsies

Sharing something, typically the cost of some purchase, equally between two people.

"Do you wanna go halfsie-splitsies with me on these adult diapers bro?"

"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."

"I love you bro."

by kmk2124 October 30, 2021

halfsies

when you get an erection that is only about half way erect. This happens when you are subconciously turned on.

Aw dude! I got halfsies when I was petting your cat. I got halfsies when my aunt gave me a massage. I got halfsies from riding a horse.

by Sam-da-man September 17, 2008

Halfsies

When you shit but only half of it comes out so you struggle hard the rest of the day until the other half finally comes out.

Convo in Taco bell bathroom

Kyle- What the fuck is taking so long
Dan- Bro i got halfsies so bad right now
Kyle- Damn that sucks your gonna struggle the rest of the day
Dan- I know thats why im trying to get it all out now!

by ThemanThelegend September 7, 2010