half life 2

A truly brilliant modern game encompassing many realistic features never before seen in a game before.Optimised for ATI cards. Wooooow i sound sad. Ah well. HALF LIFE 2 IS GR8

Kikin the Shit Outta Doom 3 in graphics,physics and plot. Geek Power!

by MadMetal January 18, 2005

half life 2

simply the god of all and every game that has ever been made. for half life 2 brings shame to all.

dude 1: dude u gat half life 2 yet?
dude 2: no, i just pass up the oppitunity to buy the greatest game of all time so i have more time to masterbate and make fun of the old and retarted.
dude 1: you shuld get it, it rules!

by keiran December 9, 2004

half life 2

a spectacular game that people use to get the anger outta them, or if they just wanna blow the crap outta the combines.

dude1:did you play half life 2 last night?
dude2:yea, blow'd the crap outta the combines

by alexander orlando December 11, 2007

Half Life 2

Set apart from other games in its AI, graphics and physics engines. At what part in Halo can you pick barrels up and slam them into the enemies, when in Pariah do the enemies retreat, try to outflank you and generally don't commit suicide, and in UT2004, is Nikata's arse really as round as alyx's?
No, none of you can truly say that Half-Life 2 is a disappointment, after all, you thought it was so good it deserved urban dictionary's attention, didn't you?

Halo: $5 (Sold Out Software)
UT 2004: £15 (PC World)
Pariah: £30 (New)

Half-Life 2: Priceless (Valve)

by ¦ Matrix ¦ August 25, 2005

Half Life 2

A first person shooter that so outclassed others of the same time frame, almost no one played it on a console. But it still remains the definitive title on the PC.

It's best described in dialog.
Half Life 2: What's up man?
Halo 2: I'm cool!
HL2: Man f*#k you! You wouldn't know cool if it jumped up and bit you on yo weak ass.

by Admiral Monk October 8, 2008

Half life 2

A game so revolutionary they forgot to make a sequel

Person 1:hey wait ever happened to half life 3
Person 2:idk man I think they forgot
Person:but half life 2 was so good
Person 2:yes,yes it was

by A talking bucket June 6, 2021

Half Life 2

The lord god of all video games.

As soon as I put Half Life 2 into my CD-ROM drive, I exploded in my pants.

by mastershake211 April 14, 2006