Hairy Hat Man

Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.

Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.

I'm away to shear down my Hairy Hat Man

by noodles2011-- January 18, 2011

Hairy Mango

Basically a tongue kiss by surprise. Or when least not expected.

Scenario 1:
Aww man, Matt gave Kylie a hairy mango!

Scenario 2:
Sam: Im soo pissed right now!
Olivia: Omg why!?
Sam: Griffin gave me a hairy mango!
Oliva: That fag bitch!
Sam: I know!
Olivia: Want Starbucks?

by baeornahh June 26, 2014

Hairy Manilow

Euphemism for a vagina

Hey Lola, you have a tremendous Hairy Manilow

by Hermiasarmpit July 28, 2018

hairy mango

Delicious to lick, dribbles down your chin. Hairs get stuck in your teeth, but its worth it.

She asked me to see to her hairy mango.
Can I stuff your hairy mango?

by S Webster Esquire October 24, 2013

red hair man

A man that has its own body suit of hair that can be braided from his head to his balls.

Mom look at that red hair man

by Darkninja07 September 11, 2016

hairy black manatee

"The act in where to large people have sex on a bunk bed"

"When one white male fornicates with an even larger black female"

"The act of brushing ones teeth after eating out a rather disgusting female genitalia"

"did you see the girl he ate out last night she was a hairy black manatee fo sho!"

"I went through two tubes of crest, after eating that hairy black manatee."

"I thought he was fat, until i saw the hairy black manatee he slayed last night!!!"

by XXforlife April 14, 2010

Men's Artifical man hairs

Well mens artifical man hairs are actually a thing not just a person, it is actually those weird hairs dudes have on their chins that they refuse to shave or wax off that really make you mad,they just dangle long individual hairs from their chin and are proud,(Something woman can't do and may be offended if you tell them they have these ) Guys thing they are atractive and could be seen rubbing their chin hairs while talking when they should really be rubbing them off,some woman may find them attractive and if you do nice go find you some men's artifical man hairs to love theirs nothing wrong with them their just weird and unnessacary/

Keili : Have you seen Caleb's men's artifical man hairs?
Jorie :Yea their long and straight but his hairs curly so its weird!
Keili: I know right they gotta go!
or

Jorie:I love men's artifical man hairs on guys it's attractive as heck
Keili: Get that out of here you crazy !

by Lil_ baby _skate December 2, 2018