Yee Yee Ass Haircut

What’s keeping bitches off my dick.

Ah, nigga, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old 'yee yee ass haircut,' you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga.

by PS1 Hagrid April 1, 2019

Yee Yee ass haircut

A " yee yee ass haircut " is one of the main things that's keeping bitches off your dick, you most definitely want to get rid of it as soon as possible

Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa

by Garo010 January 25, 2021

Fuckboy Haircut

When guys get side cuts so they look like Pidgeotto.

Shawn got a fuckboy haircut so he looks like Pidgeotto now.

by Tingle Likes Rupees February 13, 2017

Hitler Youth Haircut

The hairstyle, also called an "undercut", which was popular in the 1920s - 40s, which has once again become fashionable in the early 21st century. The haircut is characterized by long hair on the top of the head which is parted either way, and having the sides and the back of the head buzzed extremely short. The hair on the top of the head is often held in place by some type of styling gel or wax. The haircut was especially popular among the various military and civilian organizations of the National Socialist Party. Essentially, it makes men look like they belong in the Hitler youth, or some sort of Aryan fascist.

Person 1: Dude, what kind of weird haircut does that guy have?
Person 2: Oh, that's just a Hitler Youth Haircut.
Person 1: That guys is trying way too hard to look like Ryan Gosling.
Person 2: I know, what a douche.

by TOTALLY_NOT_A_JADED_PERSON July 26, 2016

potato with the weird haircut

describes the appearance and behavior of the internet homo Dan Howell also known as @danisnotonfire

"who is that potato with the weird haircut?"

"that must be Dan Howell!"

pls do not bully the poor vegetable.

by lovesphan1948 July 19, 2016

nae nae haircut

a term used to describe the lack of a haircut. a nae nae haircut is not a bad thing. but if your nae nae haircut is bad it is a bad thing.

whoreepuke: now THATS a nae nae haircut
cheezwhizaddict: now THATS a nae nae haircut
whoreepuke: now THATS a nae nae haircut
cheezwhizaddict: now THATS a nae nae haircut

by whoreepuke April 11, 2020

Button haircut

A shoulder-length haircut (or bob) that makes the recipient look "as cute as a button."

Did you see Laura's new haircut? Isn't she as cute as a button?

Of course, she got a button haircut.

by bittenbythebug August 14, 2019