hairapy

A catchy portmanteau of "hair" and "therapy", used in advertising Sunsilk shampoos and conditioners. Unilever Brands, distributor of Sunsilk products, actually trademarked this word.

"Sunsilk. Get Hairapy!"

by Jason L. March 31, 2007

Hiranya

The one with the golden heart, she has the biggest capacity on earth to love.

Jamie: I've done her so much wrong, and yet she still loves me

Neddy: well that's hiranya for you, she'll love you till the end of time, treat her well
Jamie: I know that now, i never want to lose her

by Apple pie's lovely January 17, 2013

hairanoia

The irrational and compulsive sense that one's hair is wrong or out of place.

Nancy Grace kept flipping her bangs back into place, suggesting mild hairanoia.

by lingtuist1 July 9, 2009

HAIRANOID

When you are overly concerned about hair loss...

When you are obsessively worried that your hair might be out of place and silly looking...

When you can't stop worrying that your toupee-weave-extension-wig and or hair piece / hair system will one day be discovered...

YOU BECOME: "HAIRANOID"

Bro 1: "OMG if I develop hair loss and have to get a weave strapped or stapled onto my head I will never find a female who will love me for me!! "

Bro 2: "Dude shaddup, you're just being hairanoid"

by Stew Pidassal October 28, 2023

hiranya

Pulling a 3.5 gpa for the quarter/semester

Bro i'm about to pull a hiranya, this is not looking good for my gpa.

by capone35gpa May 3, 2019

Hairapy

When you get your hair done and also talk about your life. Whether it be juicy gossip or you just need to unload and tell your hairdresser about all the crazy things in your life. Not only are you getting your hair done but it's also therapy.

I had the best time getting my hair cut today and had some Hairapy with my hair dresser!

by Mad Cow Mama April 15, 2017

hairapy

Generic hair product marketing term of no significance other than to push product.

It's NOT just another shampoo, it's "hairapy". I just "heard" it on the tele!

by petitevenison October 14, 2006