Haggon

1.A screw up, moron, idiot, all around dimwitted person.

2.A moronic mistake, one that shouldn't have been made.

3. Havoc

Also see "FUBAR"

I was trying to finish something really important but then havoc came in and fucked it all up! That friggin HAGGON!

by Terron July 8, 2004

Haironautics

(n)the theory and practice of hair restoration

Hey, you're no longer a slaphead. Have you been to a clinic. No I read a book on haironautics and as you can see I am no longer bald.

by Michael Pettett August 28, 2006

haironautics

(also haironautic, haironautical) Elaborately and clearly artificially sculpted hairstyles that require a degree in engineering to create and maintain, and that in some cases could carry the wearer aloft were it not for the pounds of product required to achieve them. Found most commonly at weddings. As an adjective, used to describe the products and tools required to accomplish these hair arrangements that appear to defy the laws of physics.

Antonym: hairgonomics

Wedding guest 1: "Is it just me, or are the bridesmaids in this wedding sporting some serious haironautics?"

Wedding Guest 2: "For sure, that last gust of wind would have sent the one with the wingy things airborne if she hadn't been weighed down by all that product."

by terminally.ill June 13, 2009

Haion

Haion: Ass
Haion: TommyGTube

Me and my friends went down the haion breaker.

by Bolognian Lasagna December 14, 2021

Haison

A guy with a pretty looking penis that make's girls scream. He apparently has a huge.... imagination.

look at that size of that dude's penis, he's a Haison!

by Davontae March 22, 2009

Hagon

Hagon is the mystic gentry warrior who has come back from hell to grant the powers of a war conjourer.

Mein Blademaster is ineffective against Hagon the War Conjourer

by Claves October 6, 2008

HAIMON

s0n 0f cRe0n, in the fadgrigal book of antigone

I am HAIMON, SON OF CREON.

by RUMP RANGER March 29, 2003