Hamed

Hamed is the definition of greatness. Fallen Leaf, one of the indians during the time of Sitting Bull prophesized that there will be a certain Hamed that will be the best in the world.

Person 1: omg did you see kobe bryant last night?
Person 2: yeah bro he was so sick!
Person 3: I would say he was definately Hamedding it up
Person 1: yeah dude, total Hamed

by asdfjklqwerty June 6, 2009

hameda

The baddest bitch to ever exist in the history of the world
Any man would be lottery lucky to have her

“Omg did you see that girl? I love herrr!”
“Yes she’s Hameda, everyone loves her!”

by BigbootyMoqadas November 19, 2021

Mark-hamed

To Mark-ham is to provide Devine dicking of gold star quality. To be Mark-hamed is where the orgasm given is mind altering and the receiver is left in a blissful yet jittery state for multiple hours.

Warning: the recipient may have flashbacks and cravings may occur up to days later.

Sharron was delighted to be Mark-hamed one passionate love making session, she didnt stopped shaking for the rest of the day.

Pete provided a wonderful Mark-ham to Sharron and is now the popular topic at any female gathering.

by Smiles for dayz May 1, 2021

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov is commonly refered to as an inbred Lebanese man, who has never had sex before and has a terrible beard.

do you know Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov?

yes, he's a shit bloke

by Angus_Helbers October 28, 2020

hammed

To get really Shloshed. aka Drunk

Aleks and I got wicked hammed last nite.

by TMAC September 30, 2003

Hammed

the state of intoxication from alcohol where you can't see, speak, stand or walk; the objective of every night out

obvo hammed after drinking 7 free t-shirts worth of drink ie. 28shots

by Rave slave February 8, 2009

Hammed

When you are very drunk; from the word hammered

Jake: yo man yesterday i had so much ham juice.
Franz:dude me too!
Jake: we were so hammed

by Coco slater November 14, 2007