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Hamed

Hamed is the definition of greatness. Fallen Leaf, one of the indians during the time of Sitting Bull prophesized that there will be a certain Hamed that will be the best in the world.
Person 1: omg did you see kobe bryant last night?
Person 2: yeah bro he was so sick!
Person 3: I would say he was definately Hamedding it up
Person 1: yeah dude, total Hamed
by asdfjklqwerty June 6, 2009
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hameda

The baddest bitch to ever exist in the history of the world
Any man would be lottery lucky to have her
“Omg did you see that girl? I love herrr!”
“Yes she’s Hameda, everyone loves her!”
by BigbootyMoqadas November 19, 2021
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Mark-hamed

To Mark-ham is to provide Devine dicking of gold star quality. To be Mark-hamed is where the orgasm given is mind altering and the receiver is left in a blissful yet jittery state for multiple hours.

Warning: the recipient may have flashbacks and cravings may occur up to days later.
Sharron was delighted to be Mark-hamed one passionate love making session, she didnt stopped shaking for the rest of the day.

Pete provided a wonderful Mark-ham to Sharron and is now the popular topic at any female gathering.
by Smiles for dayz May 1, 2021
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Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov is commonly refered to as an inbred Lebanese man, who has never had sex before and has a terrible beard.
do you know Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov?

yes, he's a shit bloke
by Angus_Helbers October 28, 2020
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hammed

To get really Shloshed. aka Drunk
Aleks and I got wicked hammed last nite.
by TMAC September 30, 2003
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Hammed

the state of intoxication from alcohol where you can't see, speak, stand or walk; the objective of every night out
obvo hammed after drinking 7 free t-shirts worth of drink ie. 28shots
by Rave slave February 8, 2009
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Hammed

When you are very drunk; from the word hammered
Jake: yo man yesterday i had so much ham juice.
Franz:dude me too!
Jake: we were so hammed
by Coco slater November 14, 2007
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