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Haggard Garage

A youtube channel that panders to children who cannot afford to properly modify a vehicle. They are the epitome of ricers, and they have this idea that if they call themselves ricers ironically that they have defused their detractors (the I <3 Haters argument). Their feature vehicle is a pitiful Miata that begs for sweet release from life. Haggard Garage is the physical embodiment of everything that is wrong with young car "enthusiasts" today.
Adult - Why is that Miata making that god awful sound?
Child #1 - Because Haggard Garage they do it for fun.
Child #2 - Because racecar lol XXDDDD Haggard Garage that's why.
Child #3 - I live in Connecticut and want to go to the Haggard Garage meet, but f*ck I'm 11 and don't have a car.
by swag777 October 13, 2015
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When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023
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Haggard

Good word for hideous.

Extremley ugly or just plain shit, can be used as an insult or a comment

The original word means tired or gaunt, but has developed into an insult.

1)Describes a person (insult)
2)Describes anything else (comment)
1)Bettsy: Shit....that chick is fucking haggard.
B Rad: True that....

2)Dugong: Oh shit, i just made the most haggard pancakes
Bettsy: Ugh man, wtf....
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007
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The real definition of haggard is "untamed; having a worn look; tired; gaunt." But it is mostly used like you would use ugly, stupid, messed up, nasty, etc. in the sentances below.

that is the ugliest suit i have ever seen.

that is the stupidest stuit i have ever seen.

that is the nastiest suit i have ever seen.
that is the most haggard suit i have ever seen.
by megz May 13, 2005
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wholesale haggard

When a girl has so much ugliness only costco wholesale could supply the amount
"You're not feelin' that girl?"

..."No way man, she's wholesale haggard"
by Biggerhurt38 August 30, 2004
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Haggard

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Wrecked, Generaly Totaled, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition (FUBAR), Sketchy, Shit

Usualy Used By Moshers Since The Release Of The Bam Margera Film Of The Same Name
Mosher One: What Do You Think Of That Car
Mosher Two: That Is F**King Haggard
by 2912Clover January 7, 2006
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to be ugly, gross.
newer connotation, is not usually used in the sense of the dictionary definition -- more of a common insult
that girl is so haggard, look at those buck teeth!
by mlk316 October 30, 2007
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