Hagan

Hagans get no bitches, 0 play

Hagan smith gets no play, 0 girls like him

by Rachelandmaddoxinabush March 14, 2022

Hägan-Nazi

Person who is hard-core about their Hägan Däs Ice cream.

"God, she's shoveling down that Hägan Däs..."
"Yeah, she's a total Hägan-Nazi."

by LuckyDice May 4, 2006

Hagan's Red Hot

When a man pours Frank's Red Hot on his dick and then has sex with a woman at least 4 years his elder.

"Dude, did you hear Jon and Ryann last night? I think he gave her the Hagan's Red Hot with all the screaming coming from their room!"

by poundcak371 March 30, 2010

Hagan Edwards

a Stupid, ugly, slut that is flat chested with a nice ass and is hated by all people she cant even keep her best friends for more than a week.

a ugly whore is Hagan Edwrards, Hagan Edwards is a stupid slut, Hagan Edwards is a flat chested rotten peice of pussy.

by nottellingyou 5674 November 21, 2010

Hagan Rivet

This guy is thick. That includes wallet and body. Eats well fucks hard. Careful if you look like a mode you will be instantly attracted to him.

Bella: “hey did you see that guy over there omg”
Lindsey: “yes holy shit Hagan rivet has the biggest cock ever”
Bella: “you hooked up with him?”
Lindsey: “yea he broke my back had to go to the hospital, but it was totally worth it”

by Big long monsta April 21, 2023

Trey Hagan

A Jhit from Florida who sells weed.

Thats some Trey Hagan Gang type stuff you know what I'm saying

by Goldn February 20, 2020

O'Hagan

The act of pleasuring oneself with an eating utensil while repeatedly saying Ohh... Hagan (pronounced Oh.. Hey! Gun?) Rolling on the floor increases the pleasures. Beginners start with spoons, then sporks, forks and then knives. The traditional time for pulling an O'Hagan is 11:18 pm and can be done alone or with others.

Also can be used as a scale of greatness, on a scale of one to O'Hagan.

Timmy: Dude, I've got ten minutes before econ, do you think I can pull an O'Hagan before class?
Clarence: Pssh! Of course, there's always time for an O'Hagan!!

Frederico: Yo, how was that party last night?
Salvador: It was totally O'Hagan!!!
Frederico: Sweet...wanna go bang some girls?
Salvador: Sorry, it's almost 11:18 and you know what that means.
Frederico: I almost forgot! Good thing I have my spork.
Salvador: Ha! Amateur...I've got my trusty fork.
Fredrico and Salvador: OOOHHHHHH Hagan! OHHHHHHHHHHHH Hagan! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAGAN!!!!!!
Frederico: Not so fast Salvador...

Sofia: Have you met the new girl yet?
Delila: Yeah, the one with brown hair?
Sofia: Yeah!! I hear she's into some kinky stuff...
Delila: Haha, like what?
Sofia: I hear she's into O'Hagan...
Delila: Oh... I've always wanted to try that, but I hear it can get pretty wild...

by Jeffe Bereltaz November 30, 2006