Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Hajer

Hajer is very passionate and funny,she is cool and is a good friend maker.She can offen be clumsy and full of suprises.she is a great leadeer and very responsible.when it comes to boys,she gets what she wants.

Hey look at hajer over there!she is going to beat the world record.

by Hajerdabest March 13, 2017

haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

by Timato Five April 3, 2005

buckled halfer

faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.

only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?

by Nesty. January 4, 2012

Hafeeza

She is a smart, independant woman. She loves her family and mates and cares for them. She works hard in school. Others envy her beauty while others adore her. She doesn't let anyone bring her down. She has a great sense of humour.

Sibling: Hafeeza is the best sister ever!
Friend: I love her so much!

by savetheturtlesxo October 31, 2019

Kwisatz Haderach

In Fremen, it means "the shortening of the way" and is the Bene Gesserit term for the unknown being who's powers can surpass time and space.

Paul Muad'Dib became the Kwisatz Haderach after drinking the Water of Life.

by anonymous October 14, 2004

hafro

When a person tries to grow an Afro, but the hair grows out instead of up.

Kenny sure is sporting quite the hafro.

by Mr._ May 9, 2008