Haddonfield

A town in NJ where drivers are slow as fuck.

Did you see those haddonfield drivers? They made me late to work!

by JHan216 August 16, 2008

Haddonfield

an amazing town that yeah is really good at sports. not all of us are rich only a few. all of other peoples stereotypes are wrong and messed up. the definitions that say bad stuff happened maybe once in a lifetime and are all written by jealous annoying people from other towns so yeah Haddonfield is awesome and rocks everyones socks.

-Haddonfield?
-uhh chahhh...
-oh yeah i know that place.. it rocks and so does everyone in it! i wish i lived there
-i know everyone does

by coolhaddonfieldkid March 31, 2011

Haddon Township

A rather large trailer park located in South Jersey where hicks, slutty 13 year old girls, wiggers and emo biker fags roam the parking lots of McDonalds, Wendy's and Primo Water Ice. The people of Township are rumored to eat their cereal with Keystone Light instead of your typical bowl of milk. To Township youth, every town surrounding their 2.8 square mile trash pit they call home, is inferior, especially Haddonfield because "they dun be sum rich arseholes and therefour is a bunch of fags, yeehaw tawnsheip!"

Township is basically fail.

Average Human being - "Hello. Where are you from?"

Haddon Township Resident - "TAAAWNHEIP! yeehaw!" (takes swig from flask of whiskey)

by Seamore Jugs May 6, 2009

Haddonfield

A town in Southern New Jersey. Where the people are better than everyone else. They win everything and all succeed and go to colleges. All the kids smoke that dank sour halloween haze and drink harder than any other town. AND we still are better than you. Sip that purp all day smoke that diesel and get that money. 98.5 percent of the town blows that dank and the other 2.5 get that collingswood brown shit.

"damn you just drank a bottle of vodka and a 30, you must be from Haddonfield."

by Honor Student 420 September 20, 2009

Edward Haddon

The nicest person ever, may screw up sometimes but he is a loyal and lovely friend and human being. Extremely attractive in every way possible and never not in relationship, though it probably won't ever be with you.

You know Edward Haddon? He is my best friend.

by mechacoolman November 23, 2022

Haddon Township

A great, pleasant town filled with spirit. There are absolutely no bad parts of Westmont to live in. No trailer trash, few slutty girls and AMAZING sports teams. It is really such a shame that a great town like Haddon Twp. has to be located next to a town called Haddonfield. Well, you may call it that but we call it a town full of snobs and assholes. Haddon Twp. shouldn't even be compared to that repulsive excuse for a town. GO HAWKS!

Haddon Township resident-- "What a nice day!"

Haddonfield resident-- "My weather is better than your weather. HA."

HT resident-- ...........

by GOHAWKSGO March 1, 2011

Haddon

A very unique breed that is always stoned. Keeps it low key and knows how to fuck wit you.

Is that a Haddon? He’s high asab...

by Valtzer23 January 30, 2019