Haaris

Haaris is the best friend you could ever have. He will always be there for you and makes everything fun. He has a sensitive side that he's not afraid to show but this just makes you love him more. He is never afraid to speak his mind, but you will know that he's always telling the truth. Haaris' are extremely talented and very smart. He might make fun of you every once in a while, but this is just Haaris showing that he cares. It might take you a while to properly befriend a Haaris but once you find a Haaris NEVER LET HIM GO. Nobody could ever replace a Haaris. Haaris brings the fun into your life.

Wow you're so clever! You must be a Haaris.

by idkimtarrnbidwytfm November 8, 2022

Haaris

Haaris a di real general. Haaris gives no fucks about what anyone thinks and will do anything and everything no matter what people have to say. He also portrays a real sweet side to those friends and family members he truly cares for but get on the wrong side you’re genuinely gonna die. Haaris is a real BMW man and has no time for AMG and RS wankers. We love haaris !

Omg it’s haaris (Badman)

by Bigdicker69 April 5, 2023

Dirty haaris

When you rub your knob on a cactus and get an old age pensioner to take a colossal shit on your chest while a baboon fists your ass

Hey chad, I went and did a dirty haaris today!

by ChikaWanda June 2, 2023

William Henry Harrison High School

William Henry High School is a school in Ohio of about 1,400 students. The school has little going for it except for a bunch of crappy sport teams and some nerdy clubs that nobody goes to. The school was actually named in honor of some obscure president that nobody has heard of and whose only accomplishment was to croak after being in office only a month. The school became sort of famous in early 2015 when it was discovered that just about every girl in the school had been passing out nudes and real explicit porn to just about every guy in the school. Apparently this had been going on for years and hundreds of nudes were circulating around the school and town. Of course the administration at the school claimed they knew nothing about it but the slutty girls were told to stop being such naughty hoes, or at least be a bit more quiet about being naughty hoes and passing out the porn. Nobody was charged and it's unknown how many hoe girls are still making and passing around nudes and nasty porn. And even with all the publicity over the sexting and nudes, nobody still knows who the hell William Henry Harrison was.

William Henry Harrison High School is named after someone nobody has heard but it sure has a lot of hoes that love to pass out some serious nudes and porn.

by hnoss March 10, 2017

harrison osterfield

Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.

"Hi I'm Harrison Osterfield and I'm gonna teach you how to cut hot bread!"

by SpideySarah February 22, 2017

Haris Drapic

Very thiccc bosnian guy with a 20 inch monstercock. Overall a very sexy man. Born in origo and is always fully defined.

Guy: Wow I just jerked off to Haris Drapic, I feel enlightened.
Some other guy: Yeah, I wanna dock with him so bad.

by EggDealer April 7, 2021

Ryan Hatris

A fedora wearing kiddo that is socially awkward and says your mom jokes

Mickle: Hey guys I got some chicken nuggets today
Ryan Hatris: Your mom got some chicken nuggets today (tips fedora)
Mickle: Aw man, Ryan Hatris you got me this time

by Dr. Sherrill December 25, 2013