The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much
better when having sex, as it'
s easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the
bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the
lamp off of the night
table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his
erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner'
s getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.