Hughes 

(ju:s)

Another word for Penis
based on the Harlem Renaissance writer Langston Hughes because Langston is pronounced like the german word "längsten" which actually means "longest"

so in english: Who got the longest HUGHES?
in german: Wer hat den längsten (Langston) HUGHES

"I have the biggest Hughes."

Hughes by Batman3107 February 23, 2017

Hughes 

An amazing person that will light up your day just by hearing his voice. This person will never let you down and will make you very happy if you ever have the chance to meet a Hughes hold on to him he is good. ☺️☺️

Hughes is Amazing

Hughes by Ahahha June 15, 2019

Hughes 

The best name of all time, anyone with it will have more influence on the world than Jesus. It can be a first name or last name, but is most powerful when its the first.

Hi Hughes, how are you doing?

Hughes by Yeahididitsowhat August 16, 2020

hughes net 

a shitty internet that aint worth shit

GUY1, hey you watching porn
kyle, no i exeded the fucking fap metter on hughes net

hughes net by kyleslugger1 is the ytube name July 30, 2012

Hughes Net 

shittyest excuse for a ISP there is, yes it even out shits AOL. They make there money from scamming those who live in peace, where DSL or cable is not available, Claiming to be "high speed" internet. With a bandwidth cap of 425megabytes you can download in a day before it actually goes slower then dial up speeds,and blazing speed of 1mps, which is usually about 15kbps if you on a good day. (which is the highest limit\spped at EIGHTY dollars a month 80$)


Not to mention the shitty tech, support in India, those who continually tell you "power cycle" your system which is just turning it off and on.

And if you plan on playing ANY form of online game you will have better luck if you attempted to sign on to it after plugging your computer into a cows ass. High latency and ping = fucked.

I want to download some songs, *downloads like 3* WTF WHY IS IT GOING SO SLOW... *30min l8ter* omg google loaded..

*Calls tech support* yeah why is it going so slow? Them (in very hard to understand Indian accent): Have you tried power cycling your modem sir? Me: yeah only about 100 times Them: ok sir please power cycle your machine. Me: FINE ill do it ONE MORE... *moments l8ter* wow that DIDNT FIX it. Them: Have you tried restarting your computer? me: FUCKING INDIAN BASTERES HOW THE FUCK IS THAT GONA HELP IF YOU TOLD ME TO DO 34958435908 OTHER TIMES AND IT STILL DONT WORK?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Them: Thank you for calling hughes net.

Hughes Net by Hallowed be thy name February 28, 2009

Hughes Morning 

A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.

Man, it's been a Hughes morning!

Hughes Morning by DWS197812 April 9, 2015

Hughes Pants 

When the person always buys pants that are actually 3/4 pants but wont admit it

Oh my god you have your hughes pants on again these ones arent even up to your knees?!?!

Hughes Pants by CumsterCass May 28, 2018