estos huevos

Mexican version of deez nuts

How bout you suck on estos huevos

by Pacific skyra April 2, 2017

Dia de huevos

Sometimes pronounced Dia dela huevos. An annual holiday celebrated in Mexico and Texas. Festivities include decorating cacti with stars, and playing party themed video games. The goal of the holiday is to give someone the celebration of their lifetime. When someone steps in a red dot, you crack eggs in celebration.

We all celebrated Dia de huevos with Jared so hard he could barely walk away from the joyous event.

by JBOPatrick November 5, 2010

huevos

Based on context, could either mean "testicles" or, eggs. However, people tend to be unclear with this at times...

He did not have the huevos to prepare any huevos. Go suck a huevo.

by TooCrooked February 19, 2004

Hussosis

A mental disease where an author has a tendency to kill off characters of their movies, stories, games, etc. It derives from author and creator, Andrew Hussie

Person 1: Man, this guy just made all of my ships cannon then killed them off!
Person 2: They must have a bad case of Hussosis..

by sototallyterminallyCapricious January 4, 2015

mis huevos en tu arroz

slang term, huevos means eggs or testicles, en tu arroz means rice,there is a meal in south America called eggs on top of rice, "huevos en arroz", in this slang meaning "my balls on your rice"
when you don't believe something that somebody is telling you or denying something.

Oye que crees que me paso ayer? me gane la loteria, ay si... mis huevos en tu arroz.
Me prestas tu coche? no, mis huevos en tu arroz que te lo presto. = guess what? I won the lotery yesterday, Yeah right dude!
Can i borrow your car? no you got to be crazy if you think that's happening.

by Chupapachito October 30, 2008

Calienta Huevos

1.
South American Colombian Spanish word for 'cockteaser',
Calientapolla is a Mexican or from Spain.

Ah esa, Calienta Huevos!

Straight Spanish Translation means... A female chicken that seats all day to heat eggs, but does no more.
Female Sexual Teaser,

As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals.

Ah esa, Calienta Huevos!

by Just a friend... February 7, 2013

huevos splash

An aftershave for the man who shaves his pubic area.

"Being a male dancer sure is hard, especially when you gotta shave your huevos. That's why I use huevos splash."

by Sandman17897 February 14, 2012