slut hubby

a married man who goes about hitting on woman as if he is single.

Girl: Did you hang out with Kasey last night?
Other Girl: yeah he is such a slut hubby.

by !RedBeans February 23, 2009

Snow hubby

The male equivalent of a snow bunny. A white male husband, boo, Bae etc.

Brad Pitt would make a great snow hubby. hubby

by Strawberry cupcake September 14, 2017

Subby Hubby

Someone who talks to that ONE girl on discord 24'7, and goes to bed at 3 am every day due to it. Usually wears a collared tee and has brown hair.

OMG, Aiden is such a subby hubby

by Not.Diesel September 6, 2021

Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023

Habby Slap

Habby Slap: When a man removes his penis from his pants and wildly starts slapping the female/male involved across her face causing severe orgasmic pleasure for the man but may cause bruising for the other person involved.

Jack: Aw man what were you up to last night?

Drew: Just habby slapping ure mum like crazy, that bitch can take a beating.

Jack: Rough dude.

by schlonger23 June 4, 2009

Hobby shopper

One who shops for fun and gets great deals for family and friends

I hobby shopped for a great bicycle for my niece, it's like new and half the cost of a new one, Ellie loves it! Hobby Shopper score!

by BjlOwens June 5, 2017

Lucy habby slap

Lucy habby slap is where a female removes her breasts from her top and slaps a man/woman with her breasts. This causes great sexual pleasure for the man/woman. This can also cause severe damge to there face, depending on the size of their females' bosom or how hard she hits you.

Struan: Hey Habby wots wrong with your face?

Habby: I just got back from your mum

Struan: So... my mum beat you?

Habby: No she gave me a massive Lucy habby slap

Struan: MMMMM. not my fault ur harder, better, faster, stronger and bigger.

by HabbyLiton26 June 5, 2009