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Damn, Matthew is such a hilf! I’d smash.
by joestarkujo October 12, 2021
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hilfuckinarious

even funnier than hilarious.
hilarious taken to the extreme.
damn bro did you see that guy bust his ass last night? it was hilfuckinarious!
by milligan July 28, 2005
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Tommy Hilfinger

That guy who always flicks his girl's bean in public. This includes movie theatres, Ubers, trains, planes, and even Farris wheels.
That guy is such a Tommy hilfinger, his hand was in her pants the whole tractor ride!
by iloveboobs9076354283 January 18, 2017
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HILF

Horse I'd Like to Fuck.
From the word milf (mother i'd like to fuck), coined by the American Pie movies.
Used to describe a horse that you find incredibly delectable and would love to have sex with.
Can be said by both men and women, but in the case of women sex with a horse has been known to cause massive internal bleeding, normally resulting in a slow and painful death.
1.'Fucking hell,look at that hot horse in the field across the road. What a HILF...I'd love to lick HER sugar cube!'

2.'Look at that girl on that horse. I wish she'd fuck off so that i could that HIlF a good riding!....Then i'd bang her too.'
by Ali.00 April 13, 2006
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hilf

HILF - Husband I'd Like to Fuck
1) Cougars (middle aged single Women on the prowl) call an attractive married man a HILF for casual sexual encounters without commitments or further expectations.

2) Younger females use the term to represent a married man that would provide material possessions (a.k.a. a sugar Daddy) without long term commitments.
Hey, check out that HILF over there at the bar!
by Gord M. January 12, 2008
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hailfire

n. Someone who has split personalities, and is awesome at video games because of it.
Damn it hailfire has a sword agai-hurk.
by Tessmer April 20, 2005
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tommy hilfiger

A great line of clothing for wealthy, rich, white people. Tommy Hilfiger is a great man with quality clothes, and I like the fact that his line of clothing isn't designed for N dots.
Tommy Hilfiger is awesome, and his clothes are nice.
by Jeff Fassero May 28, 2006
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