hoyly

to be obese; very very fat

dood! look at the hoyly frog.

by killer_ants_yo August 19, 2007

Hoyle

1. To turn a hand from being a notable underdog in a pot, to the winning hand on 5th street EVERYTIME

“ two pair, 6’s and 2’s…….hoyled again!"

by DR April 12, 2005

Hoyland

A Hoyland is a bad ass mofo. There favourite sayings are "thats what im talking about" and "happy days"

hey you seen Kev? He is a certified Hoyland

by riri06 January 13, 2014

suzanne hoylaerts

A fucking hero.

Suzanne Hoylaerts gave her life so younger patients could have a shot at living.

by 242M.G. April 1, 2020

Hoyle

Hoyle is a name for an absolute amazing person. Once you have met a Hoyle make sure you become friends, they make amazing friends

I really wish I was friends with a Hoyle

by The.Bright.Light August 29, 2017

Jesse Hoyle

jesse is a hot rage-gamer nerd who doesnt masturbate in front of other guys,even though he slightly gay openly admits it, i find him terribly gorgeous and funny. Even when hes screaming at a game, kinda huge turn on tooo. but lets not talk about that? Music? ohhhh he has a great sense of music, he makes me smile alot. :)

"You know that jesse hoyle dude?"
"Errrrr Yeahh. I slept with his raccooon"
"AWHHHHSomee. How About an awesome foursome?"
"HELL YEAH."

"soooo you know jessseeee?"
"yeahh he's like a bad ass, except cuter."
"Word. Keep It Real."
"Keep it Sexy."

the end :)

by Perculiar, ;) June 20, 2009

hoyle

an absolute dickweed who just cant get enough cock in his ass, 07826173688,
fat single and ready to mingle.

jack is such a fucking hoyle

by jack hoyle March 26, 2009