horseradish hose

Common slang for Penis, dick, cock. Horseradish representing semen.

Max Unleashed his horseradish hose on Jordan

by TheBox May 12, 2007

Horseradish Cock

When the tip of the penis is swelled and has several large creamy whiteheads or black heads surronding the pee hole.

Son "Mom I Think i have to go to the doctor"
Mother "Why is that Baby Arthur"
Son "I found some greasy blackheads and creamy whiteheads on my penis and i think it may be horseradish cock."
Mother " Oh My"

by Brandon Magee and Gordie Reid May 16, 2006

Horseradish nigga

A nigga that puts horseradish up hi ass hole and let’s it sting to come out his nipples.

You horseradish nigga puttin horseradish up your ass hole makes you awesome and cool nipple cum.

by boody sniffer January 25, 2021

horseradish slap

the act of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after fucking her in the ass then dipping it in sour cream

After Todd got done felching a 65 year old woman i snuck up behind him and geve him a horseradish slap.

by dipitincider March 27, 2011

horseradish mustard

Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).

Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.

by Rockchurch July 30, 2012

Horseradish Cheeseballs

A ceremonial rite of passage practiced by the Meskwaki tribe of Native Americans. The ceremony consisted of the Meskwaki chief riding into the camp (normally at a tölt gait), on an Icelandic horse. The chief retrieves a dish of melted cheese and places the horse's genatalia into the dish (ergo, cheeseballs). The chief then takes a radish from the horse's mouth (ergo, horseradish) and dips it into the cheese. The chief offers the horseradish cheeseball to the young Meskwaki initiatve, who eats it and becomes a full member of the tribe.

Stefon: Have you read about the horseradish cheeseballs that the Meskwaki Indians eat? It's the craziest initiation ceremony I've ever seen.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 25, 2019

Beaver Horseradish

A style of yeast infection only found in women that eat spicy foods. Typically Hispanic or Indian women.

Dude, I went down on Nina last night. I got a mouthful of Beaver Horseradish. Not cool man.

by StraightRazorBarber July 24, 2016