hook up

1. recieved a good or service as a favor
2. to make out with someone
3. to have sex with someone

1. Jerry gave me the hook up with those backstage passes.
2. Sandra and I hooked up last night and her adams apple was kinda big
3. Hooking up with Derick last night was the biggest mistake in my life.

by Doctor Crayon December 30, 2003

hook up

1. In middle school: holding hands and hugging
2. In high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and blowjobs
3. In college: drunken one night stands
4. Beyond college: wild sex

1. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after school yesterday.
Middle school girls: "oooooh!"

2. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after prom.
High school friends: "tell me more about this!"

3. Sean and Jennifer hooked up during the wild frat party.
College broskis: "yeaah, good for you, man!"

4. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after they got wasted at the bar.
Anyone: "casual sex? whatever, happens all the time."

And that's how people hook up.

by Grandma Maxie July 19, 2011

Designated Hook up

(Also DH) A person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. Basically, insurance. Because nobody likes to get left out a party right?

Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.

by Viva La Fro July 6, 2010

negative hook-up

When a man brings home a woman after attempting to woo her, but she ends up putting on more clothes, rather than taking them off.

Dan: "How did things work out with that girl you met last night?"

Jay: "Everything was going fine, until I brought her back to my place, and she asked to borrow my sweatshirt, and said she had a boyfriend. I had a negative hook-up."

by My balls are fat September 16, 2011

hook up

verb: to engage in any type of sexual activity.
noun: 1. purposely ambiguous, equivocal word to describe almost any sexual action. usually used to exaggerate or minimize what exactly happened. a hook-up can range from a make-out session to full out sex.
2. person you hook up with

a: "so what did you guys do last night."
b: "welll, you know...we hooked up."
a: "come on! that could mean anything. give me details!

by nerm November 6, 2004

Hook Up Bitch

Hook Up Bitch: a female that men use for sex but is not suitable for serious dating

Stephie ain't my girlfriend; she's my hook up bitch.

by TooSick4U May 29, 2009

hook-up

to join together, to acquire through ceretain channels, to obtain, to fuck.

Usually in reference to drugs, a good deal, or getting laid.

"I need to call my hook-up."
"Go call your hook-up."
"I gonna get my hook-up tonight, yo."

by deathtobees February 18, 2004