hong

to have sexual relations, ranging from simple fondling to full on intercourse with a woman, while she is puking from drinking exorbitant amounts of alcohol.

1) Dude, last night a woman get honged behind a dumpster!
2) Man, Pat honged a bitch last night!

by mr.yamamoto July 29, 2010

Hong

A sexy beast, maybe seen as a slut, but very good at fucking. She knows what she wants.

You're such a hong!

by heypoppet April 11, 2009

Hong

(verb, adj.)

Verb: The act of stealing one's fruit, vegetables, or other plant life.

Adj: Performing badly at a given action.

"I was growing some carrots and I got HONGED!"
or
"That guy is totally HONGING it!" (When describing someone eating a cake)

by Novalidname June 26, 2008

Hong

Type of Mushroom that gives you several symptoms like when you use dr*gs as energetic vitamins

Most common symptoms are

Headaches, feeling of absolute adrenaline in the bloodstream.

Person 1: I’ve been high for a long time, I’ve grown like a tall mushroom!

Person 2: you’re high like one too, the unique Hong!

by 1306sierestymnabruidk December 9, 2022

hong

A thong-like shape formed by a person's hand, which is then placed on another person's groin as a thong would be.

She was naked and cold, so I gave her a hong to provide both pleasure and warmth.

by mattyku March 16, 2011

Hong

Hair so long that it falls into your buttcrack

Shania needs to wipe better, 'cause she got dookie on her hong.

by Amer the Wamer July 15, 2010

Hong

To roughly finger a girl til she bleeds.

I honged a bitch last night, now my sheets are red.

by UpbealMel August 4, 2018