Dick honey

The process in which you submerge your genitalia in a jar of honey, then stick it in a wasps nest, then once your penis has become swollen you inject some black tar heroin where your genitalia used to be, afterwords you then use what's left of your pebis to fight off a rabid badger.
"Bro tonight ima dick honey today, how about you?"
by MCmotherfuckinLOVIN March 02, 2015
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dick-honey

dick-honey is a guy's cum
Matt jacked off under a Bradley shower and blew his dick-honey in my mouth!
by USAF Cadet October 03, 2021
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A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.
I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.
by the badger killer December 13, 2012
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Honey dick

A dick where the forskin exceeds the length and girth of the meat of the penis. This kind of dick resembles a honey stick, and henceforth a “honey dick”.
Omg! Alexander Platsen has got such a honey dick!”
by Ass-mus February 26, 2021
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Honey Dicking

(Hun-ee Dik-ted)

The act of raising Athena emissary in Sea of Thieves, but acting like a reaper. Honey dicking is used to attract portal hopping sweatlords over to your location in order increase PvP action, without the worry of a running Reaper scenario
MoC got a good honey dicking by that grade 5 Athena last night! It was probably that Mino again....
by SLaMDannigan April 23, 2022
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Hun-EE Dick-ing

A term on the Sea Of Thieves to denote the act of raising an Athena's Fortune flag but acting as a ship belonging to the Reaper's Bones.

This is a way to goad other ships into attacking your Athena boat for it's precious cargo and flag not expecting the crew to be bloodthirsty Reapers in disguise with no plans to run.
"Yarr matey, I heard in the tavern last night that you were flying an Athena Flag, dangerous don't ya think?"

"Aye, but I was Honey Dicking. Naught but a ruse to tempt the other vessels my way. Like flies to honey."
by Pirate Storyteller April 23, 2022
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