by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015
Get the Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski mug.holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite
by bluebear December 25, 2022
Get the holy bloody jesus mug.by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005
Get the Holy Shittin' Jesus mug.When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief
Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
by The Shephard April 3, 2009
Get the Holy Sweet Jesus Shit mug.Long ago when dinosaurs ruled the earth, there was a man who lived and his name wua guano. His futur wife was named elizabitch but she died in 1812. Sad story, but i'm not writing a book....or am I.... Well, this is a long story made short, YOUR mom is a HOLY harry JEsus!
by dinosaur December 12, 2003
Get the Holy Harry Jesus mug.1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
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2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall
by Hell Bound February 13, 2005
Get the holy buttfucker of jesus mug.A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.
"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"
by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010
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