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holyoak

The greatest surname ever. What 'Smith' & 'Jones' people would rather be. An instant conversation starter. Sometimes spelt Hollyoak, Hollyoake or Holyoake. None are more worthy as they all derive from the same tree...
Damn, if only I could be a Holyoak, my life would be at least ten times better than it is now...
by Penny Fairearth September 1, 2016
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Hollyoaked

After the infamous scence in the UK soap Hollyoaks about ten years ago when the character Luke got chased from football training and was bum raped by three guys.

This gave rise to the term 'Hollyoaked' or a 'Hollyoaking' instead of the more common phrases sodomy, bum rape or bummed.
"Mate you dont want to walk back that way, you might get Hollyoaked down there".
by Ian_99 February 9, 2010
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Hollyoakisation

The transformation of a serious subject matter into a TV friendly environment where every cast member is under 25 and beautiful
"The Tudors" is a Hollyoakisation of the life of Henry VIII
BBC One's family drama "Robin Hood" is a Hollyoakisation of the legend of Robin Hood
by Fernando1982 October 6, 2008
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Hollywashing

It refers to holy wood taking awesome series/movies/novels/events and recreating them as a slick shiny, shallow, subtext-less, romance set primarily in LA using.

Generally hollywashing involves removing all political commentary, character development, nudity, gore and scenes that don't have broad demographic appeal.

Hollywashing also involves adding lots of computer graphics, epic wide-screen cinematography, lots of close ups of the actors faces, strategically placed products, Christian references and American flags.
Classic Hollywashing, (things that that have been hollywashed):

-The new series of V
-la femme nikita
-Planet of the Apes
-Doctor Dolittle
-The Nutty Professor
-War of the worlds
-Wild target
-Perl Harbor
-The lord of the rings
by mr duck 1234567 December 28, 2010
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Hollyoaking

The act of indulging in a Saturday morning tug while watching the nubile young actresses (or actors) prancing around the UK Channel 4 soap Hollyoaks.
Can't come out I'm hollyoaking.
by Y'Pal April 19, 2009
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Hollocks

Bollocks spoken by H, or fat bitch Hallam.
1) That filthy fat gutter whore Hallam is speaking hollocks again.

2) Never mind the hollocks

3) Luigi has no hollocks and will serve cappucinos for the rest of his life, or until he gets kicked out.
by Mario Luigi February 15, 2005
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Hollyhasthatwap

Hollyhasthatwap is a popular Roblox tiktoker who currently has 25.2k.
Hey! Have you seen that popular Roblox tiktoker hollyhasthatwap?
by 24kadamm December 17, 2020
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