paul higgins

Paul Higgins is One Directions fabulous tour manager! He doe s everything for the boys! When Liam Payne decides to take time off from being daddy direction Paul steps in! Without him...
-Hard objects would be thrown on stage.
-Louis Tomlinson would wreck the stadiums
-Harry Styles would pour water on everyone and buy 1,000,000 cats
-Zayn Malik would never get out of bed
-Niall Horan would go onstage naked (Thanks again Paul. :/ JK)
-Liam would spend the whole concert twitcamming instead of performing, in a batman costume

But he loves the boys and he loves the fans, especially the calm ones.

Person 1 (fake fan): Paul Higgins is so mean. He wouldn't let me hug Zain or Neil!

Directioner: What did you say about Paul???!?!?!?!?!

Person 1: Ya, I saw him yesterday! Anyways he is so mea-

Directioner: You saw Paul Higgins?!? (Fan girls forever)

by Panic!AtTheDisco01234 July 9, 2016

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Hogginz

Noun: An extremely plump, robust or full figured woman who is indiscriminate in her choices for companionship.
Verb: "To hog": the act of luring, courting or engaging in foreplay with a "hogginz", generally done in a sleezy bar while consuming alcohol and in asetting with loud music and dancing.

noun: There was a lot of girls on the dancefloor. Most were hogginz though, too big for me!
verb: "Let's go hoggin' tonight and take one of them cows home!"

by joncicdewyo August 3, 2009

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Boss Hoggin

To be Boss Hoggin would be to mirror the traits of "Boss" Hogg who was the wealthiest man in Hazzard County. As his name would imply, Hogg was incredibly greedy. The character was to be the personification of the Seven deadly sins. Boss Hogg would stop at nothing to get his hands on more money, including executing many nefarious and criminal schemes.

im up before the sunrise, pullin out my supplies, i got hustle in my eyes, cant let the cash die, im boss hoggin on low chasin my stacks, whether weed or cd's or keys or crack.

by rk03 March 29, 2007

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Missy Higgins

A very talented female artist, who was discovered by JJJ's Unearthed competition.

"Have you got the Missy Higgins album?"

by Emma January 9, 2005

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Higginstory (Higgstory)

-A laughable explanation, made somewhat believable, of a historic event in which involves no character of the era in which the event took place or if said event ever took place.

-A Wikipedia entry

-Complete intestinal digestion (making shit) of historical facts and icons.

I asked a genius feller from north Alabama if he seen the movie about a feller named Napolean. He just started givin me this Higginstory (Higgstory) lesson:

Napolean Dynamite (A French peasant who became a General) and his merry men were secretive members of the Illuminati at the time of the Hindu reign in Jerusalem (circa 1978 AD).

by boaticus March 6, 2009

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