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Hornariphic

Hornariphic: being so horny that you'd due just about anything to relieve yourself.
Sam was so hornariphic he resorted to sticking his dick into the toaster as there was no other opening that looked ever more tantilizing..
by diz1776 April 17, 2009
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Hoffar

Hey man, don't pull a Hoffar and leave without your two weeks notice.
by TrapRat February 8, 2015
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Hofhardt

Hofhardt is a conjunction of the last names of its creators- rejects from their own respective families because of religious bigotry.

Noun, singular: A Hofhartd is a person who has been ostracized by their nuclear family unit due to the family's religious intolerance of a different belief system/viewpoint/lifestyle, etc.

Noun, collective: "The Hofhartds" are people that can come together and know that they are not alone in their journey. Taking the name Hofhartd as a new "family name" allows one to identify with others experiencing the same pain when their own family has turned their backs.

Verb: To be Hofhartded is to be cast out forcibly from one's family, or to be left with no alternative but to end relationships for one's health, wellbeing, and overall happiness.
"I didn't realize Emily was a Hofhardt, she never really talks about her folks."

"My whole family are a bunch of wingnuts! I think I'll join the Hofhartds!"

"Did you hear about Danny? I hear his Dad hofhardted him when he came out as an atheist."
by Ms.Hofhardt April 20, 2010
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honfar

that kid alec is such a honfar! he won't leave danielle alone
by reimans biggest fan November 29, 2010
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Honar

The ability to tell if a girl, or guy is a complete nasty freaky so slutty you're ashamed you slept with them afterwards just by interacting with them in a a normal way. Similar to Gaydar but way cooler, as it can benifit one greatly if you are into skanky folks. I coined this term in 98.
Alex: I dont know if Sasha will sleep with me.

Johnny: Dude what, that's the least she'll do. That chick is a complete cum dumpster!

Alex: How do you know that??

Johnny: I dont know man, I just have great Honar man.
by Mattyg505 April 20, 2011
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Dalton Hoffart

He is crazy. Always makes gay jokes, and we all think he actually is gay. He is probably straight, but you'd never know. He has pretty decent looks, and is nice and well mannered in front of adults. He loves baseball, and is pretty good at it.
Dalton Hoffart is a crazy--

duh.
by pleasestopidek October 1, 2019
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honar

The ability to tell how hot a girl simply by talking to her on the phone.
Teresa had a nice-sounding voice, but Todd's honar was telling him the bitch weighed a deuce-and-a-half.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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