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hobbo joe

He is not nice and is most of time a hobbo and he has no friends and he smells like rotten cheese. BUT MOST IMPORTANT:HE IS A NOOB!!!
by You are mean July 13, 2017
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a hobbo

Doing "a hobbo" is comprised of 3 essential parts:

a) a strong sex drive
b) an ex-girldfriend and or slut
c) masturbation

To succesfully do 'a hobbo' one must be extremely horny and begin mastubating. Within 5 minutes of masturbation a text message is sent out to one or many ex-girlfriends from the past who may or may not be ugly as sin.

A casual sex encounter is arranged for later that night with both parties in agreeance.

Whilst the ex/slut is powdering her nose, having a shower and deciding what to wear for the night (which takes on average between 3-5 hours), the male becomes overwhelmed by his sex drive (also known as ants in pants and furiously masturbates til climax. In some cases, depending on how long the male must wait, this can be repeated multiple times.

By the time the sexual encounter is ready to take place, the male has lost interest and calls off the date to move onto bigger and better things such as the sean treatment.
Mike says (6:42 PM):
fuck i did it again

Mike says (6:42 PM):
i was horny so i semi organised a root with my ex tonight

Mike says (6:42 PM):
but i got over excited, .. i had 3 bats in the last half hour

Mike says (6:42 PM):
and now i dont wanna go

Sean (6:43 PM):
ROFL u did a hobbo on her
by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007
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calvin and hobbes

The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!
Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.
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Habboub

An Arabic word means Lovely and nice.

Slang that is used in the Middle East means so lovely and kind.
He is a Habboub person. Everybody Loves him
by Khabboub August 19, 2018
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Turd Hobbit

A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.
Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.
by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022
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calvin and hobbes

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.
by Brian X July 1, 2003
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