Corpral Hoad

A ninja of a soldier who can salute like a boss.

Wow. Look at Corpral Hoad.

by Uksurrey March 26, 2022

hoadie

A street bum
Anybody 24 years or older who's still jobless and living with his parents.

look at that hoadie

by Nwest2619 February 12, 2010

hoadaboo

drunk for show us your boobs

Shannon Keeman, April King and Katy Holbrooke, the OCP from Alexandria KY hoadaboo on Girls Gone Wild.

by John Marsh May 18, 2004

Hoads

Hung Over And Dying Slow. The worst feeling in the world, the morning after consuming a ridiculous amount of alcohol. Hoads is pronounced like roads.

Person A: I shouldn't have drank so much last night.
Person B: how do you feel?
Person A: Hoads

by Meddafore August 12, 2009

hoadiesaurus rex

one of hoaddie's many transformations. the mightiest beat of all

the hoadiesaurus rex can cruch anyone who opposes him with his powerful jaws

by Bannoooop March 20, 2010

hoadie

the hoadie is a 15 year old boy who goes to stedwards college and is the sole creator of mountain dew. the hoadie has short brown blonde hair and likes to play games on his computer with the terible processor. the hoadie is a solitary predator but is rather skittish when scared he will transform intoa phoadiedactyl, hoadiesaurus rex and in some rare cases a hoadjineer. the hoadie is the fastest land animal in the world as he can use hoad holes know one knows where they start or where they end all they know is that hoadie uses them. the hoadie is a master of stealth as he rarely speaks so if you hear him its quit a rare feight. the hoadie's mating call consists of distorted grunting and chirping while spreading his plumage trying to impress his counterparts.

Hoadie likes to play call of hoadie, super hoadie bros, bad hoadany 2 and hoadie's creed 1 and 2. hoadie likes to co op call of hoadie with his best pal jesus hoadie's kill/death ratio is 435:01 whilst jesus' is only 1:02 as you can see jesus is a noob

by Bannoooop March 18, 2010

Hoadler

Someone who takes something with no intention of repaying or reimbursing

Past tense: Alrick hoadled my scrap

Present tense: Stop hoadling my scrap Alrick

Future tense: Alrick will hoadle my scrap

Origin - There's much speculation as to the origin of the word. A common thought is that it comes from a group of people in ancient times called the hoadle tribe. This tribe used to survive by steeling rival tribe's scrap, enhancing it, then selling it on. Another thought is that the word comes from the greek 'Hoadlophasus', who was a greek God who used to steel Thors scrap!

Can be used in offensive manner in the context;

'Alrick you dirty, filthy, hoadler'

by Luke Angus March 22, 2010