Tom Harlock

Cause it just isn’t right. Like my definition is: A British god who could kill with his wits and charm. I want him to shove a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. He is devilishly handsome and was the backbone of vine and remains the savior for the whole YouTube creator community. His accent sends tingles down my spin and I want him to choke me with his hands

Tom Harlock could break my back like a glowstick and I would say "thank you".

by Tom Harlocks bitch May 23, 2020

pick her lock

fingering a women's vagina. Rubbing her clit and stimulating her clit.

Guy1: Did you pick her lock, last night?
Guy2: Yes, I picked her lock! Every time I did it, she moaned and said, “yes, do it more!”

by WeirdererDefine November 18, 2011

lick her lock

perform cunnilingus

Guy1: Did you lick her lock last night.

Guy2: Yeah, and she moaned loud when I unlocked it.

by WeirdererDefine October 16, 2011

hemlock

a leaf used for suicide

You eat it and it kills you

by shane bratcher February 17, 2004

Hemlock

Eastern Hemlock is a type of hardwood tree. It shares the same name with the famous poisonous plant known also as Hemlock. The difference between the tree and the plant is that the plant is used to kill, and is commonly referred to as a "suicide plant" while the hemlock tree is a type of ever-green.

The Hemlock tree is being attacked by insects known as "Wooly Adelgid" which feeds ONLY on Hemlock trees. At the current rate that Wooly Adelgid are eating Hemlocks, the tree is estimated to go extinct in about 40-50 years time.

Berry: Hey, have you seen all those beautiful Hemlocks in the park?
Jan: Yeah, they're really beautiful.

by Hemllock May 26, 2018

Joseph Hurlock

Proper cool, ice cold, freezing, space like temperature, out of this world, Tall, exciting, handsome, outstanding, proper, above the rest, to cool for school.

My God dude did you see that fella walking the talk, he was definitely Joseph Hurlock

by Kudlz December 29, 2022

hemlock hick

one who lives in hemlock, and typically listens to metal or flies the confederate flag, they live in the country and get drunk plenty, also they love sporking and toilet papering.

that damn hemlock hick sure likes his beer

those hemlock hicks sporked my yard.

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007