HMFIC

Head Mother Fucker in Charge

Obama is the HMFIC of the USA.

by NCacalack July 11, 2009

HMFIC

head mother fudger in charge

Steve: Who's Larry?
Raul: He runs that chocolate shop on 3rd street -- he's the HMFIC!

by CraigersMcCraigers June 30, 2008

HDBIC

Head DoucheBag In Charge: Someone who's obnoxiously arrogant like a boss, partner, coach, instructor or Alpha male.

"Dude, how do you stay motivated with the gym?"
"Because I'm just so damned handsome."
"Yo brah, you're such the HDBIC."

by Bobby Whispers April 20, 2010

HFIC

"Head Faggot In Charge" - used as a title.

a takeoff of HNIC.

Oh, you want to talk to the H.F.I.C.- he's the one that makes all the decisions.

by Duncan October 1, 2004

HDIC

"Head Dick In Charge" Male version of the term "HBIC" or "Head Bitch in Charge".

"Did you see that guy tell off his boss?!"
"Wow, he's such a HDIC!"
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"So I hear you took down that bear with your fists?"
"Yeah, I guess I'm the HDIC in these woods."

by HeadBitchInCharge February 22, 2012

HMFICC

Head Motherfucker In Complete Charge

Don't you know who you're dealing with? I'm the HMFICC.

by abdb707 February 24, 2008

HFIC

Head Fucker in Charge

Turd Ferguson, HFIC

by mikehauncho247 December 6, 2015