When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.
This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."
"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
Get the Hardening of the sharteriesmug. by dickharden2.4 May 4, 2018
Get the dick hardenmug. Chopper: "This is John. He spends an hour a day doing his hair. You're also a DJ aren't you mate?"
John: "Yeah."
Chopper: "Well, John, why don't you fucking harden up?"
John: "Yeah."
Chopper: "Well, John, why don't you fucking harden up?"
by fran_kato January 13, 2007
Get the harden upmug. The absolute biggest bitch in the entire NBA. Also known as "Floppen".
Sucks the refs off before games.
Sucks the refs off before games.
by demaryiustargaryen May 2, 2019
Get the James Hardenmug. by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008
Get the hardening the carpetmug. by Blue all monster December 22, 2016
Get the D hardenmug.