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happily divorced

The opposite of happily married. Just really glad to be rid of that bitch.
Dude, are you still happily married?
No, bruh, I'm happily divorced.
by Hugeau April 15, 2019
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happily ever after

This can only happen in your imagination, so don't waste your time; go make you dreams come true!
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Go get your Happily Ever After!!!
by Mr. Stinkypride December 16, 2016
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happily never after

The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial
by dhdu hf June 27, 2014
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happily ever after

To find your one and only and live happily with them for the rest of your life. To be constantly happy with no end.love
Cinderella-i love you
Prince Charming- I love you too
*wedding bells*
they lived Happily ever after
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happily ever after

Engaged to be married, happily married, or married with children, as in a storybook ending. To be removed from the pool of eligible people to date.
Guy: Did you see Cori last night? She is looking fine!
Friend: Don't even bother, bro... she's happily ever after.
by Ryan Miziker January 31, 2007
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happily eva after

To get a fair chance of being with the person of your dreams
Larrane - "If Glenn likes that girl then he will wanna marry me, I'm soooo hot now"
Justina - "I bet if you ask that asshole Glenn to help you with something we can use Facebook to make it appear as if he wants you the most instead of what the situation actually is"

Larrrane - "Great plan! After we sell the stuff I buy with the credit cards I stole from the nice people who took me off the street bc I'm soooooooooooo hot and buy dope let's get busy making sure Glenn doesn't even get a chance to live happily Eva after.
Justina - "Serves him right for backing away EVERY time u tryed to eat his face with your fake model self"
Larrane - "And it serves her right for being the girl Glenn told me he wanted to hook up with when I asked why he wouldn't bang me in the90's"
by OBH1514 April 20, 2014
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Happily ever laughter

I don't care about politics, I just want to live happily ever laughter.
by eternalchild November 7, 2018
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