hamchu

A very strong and sexy man ,usually with a large penis.

Oh look! A Hamchu

by Andrew F. Thompson January 6, 2021

hamcake

a fat person with a big beefy red face

look at martys fat face jiggle when he runs, damn is he a hamcake!!

by KB March 12, 2005

Hamcannon

noun: the male organ of copulation

noun: insulting term of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous

Penis, Wang, Dong, Dick, King Kong, Baby Squirter, Goo Tossing Bulbous Headed Fuck Stick.

"That dude looks like a fuckin' walking hamcannon"

by Tim Elkins August 8, 2006

Hamcandle

slang term referring to the erect version of the male sexual organ. COCK, BITCH

suck on my hamcandle

by GlargleMargle6534 April 14, 2008

Hamchunk

A rare spices containing chipmunk, and hamster. If you get close to one you may get bitten and then infected with rabies. Do not go near a Hamchunk. This spices is only found in West Michigan.

"Hey look! It's a Hamchunk on't get to close kids"

by Pat Myhinie February 14, 2012

hamclap

When someones vaginal lips clap together

Sean loves the hamclappers.

by Binky Chen January 26, 2014

Hamcheese

Ham and cheese

Do you want Hamcheese sandwich?

by Squishwish February 15, 2021