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Ham Wallet

1. A slang term used in reference to a vagina
"that chick has got one loose ham wallet"
by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006
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Ham wallet

I went on a date with this girl and she was super stingy with her lady parts. She wouldn't let me anywhere near her ham wallet!
by iamcoppo February 25, 2017
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Ham Wallet

A crude term for the female sexual organ, mor commonly known as 'A VAGINA'.
Dude, her ham wallet had herpes sores on it!
by Juan Carlitos April 27, 2007
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ham wallet

a womans pearly white gates or bear trap
that ham wallet smelled like rotten fish, she hadn't washed that gash out for days.TWAT
by tymm blith July 6, 2007
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soggy ham wallet

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.
John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.
by Drit12345 September 27, 2010
mugGet the soggy ham walletmug.

rotten ham wallet

When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.
Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.
by Tyrone the black stereotype April 17, 2014
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mexican ham wallet

a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added
Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.
by beard core December 27, 2010
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