My Hen Laid A Haddock

An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.

My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!

by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

yolanda hadid

A piece of trash who is willing to hurt her grand daughter just to hurt Zayn Malik. Yolanda is an attention seeking bitch, who better be sleeping with one eye open.

Did you hear about that bitch Yolanda Hadid, I hope she falls down the stairs

by Harrystylescumslut October 28, 2021

Haddy

Haddy is a beautiful girl who is always a pleasure to be around. She is the kindest person you will ever meet, if you have a Haddy in your life never let them go. She can be shy at first but when you get to know she can be the most annoying yet amazing person you know. She can be like two different people depending on who she's around. She is gorgeous both inside and out. Get friends like Haddy.

Person 1: Wow Haddy is so shy

Person 2: no she's not she is so annoying but shes so nice as well

by Kindfever232 January 4, 2021

Haddicks

Towing and auto body shop in the City of Industry CA. Started in 1928 as a gas station and tow company in the city of La Puente then purchased in 1962 by Howard Welch, one of the founders of the California Tow Truck Association CTTA, who grew the company to one of the largest tow facilities in southern California. Main headquarters is located in City of Industry CA and an office in La Mirada CA. Haddicks ran NASCAR teams in the late 70's to the early 90's with such drivers has Rusty Wallace, Kyle Petty, Sam Beler, Sonny Easley, Joe Ruttman, Bill Osborne, Larry Phillips, Ray Elder.

"If you need a reliable and professional tow company call Haddicks."
"I got into an accident and Haddicks body shop did a great job repairing my car."

by Rickey Gary February 5, 2010

Hashdag

A person who uses hashtags excessively in their status updates on social networking sites apart from Twitter, and perceives themselves as being cool by doing so.

"You are such a hashdag. You use so many hashtags in your Facebook status update and all your hashtags click through to empty pages."

by Annieville July 9, 2013

hadda layerdown

WHEN SOME LIBROL MOWS GRASS CLIBBINS ON THE RODE AND YER FORCED TO SLIDE YER HAWG SIDEWAYZ ON THE RODE.

THAT LIBROL CUNT SHOT HER CLIBBINS ON THE RODE AND ME AND BARB HADDA LAYERDOWN. GOBBLESS

by DoinGodsWork July 17, 2023

hadhi

hadhi is the sexiest guy on earth with a long wood. he is loved by all and one of a kind. hes lowkey a simp but still pulls all the girls and is very smooth at it. hes also very smart but he has a dark past.

many people rely on him and hes trusted alot.

whos that with the girls? oh of course! its hadhi
i cant help but think about the sexiest guy ever ... hadhi
im in trouble i gotta call hadhi

by cmooonbweactive November 29, 2020