Hocus Pocus

The best movie ever. Watch it. Go on.

My friend Tim got mad at me when I said I didn't know what Hocus Pocus was.

by PaleWeirdo November 25, 2018

Hocus Potus

A stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, self centered, egotistical shithead who got voted in as the President of the United States of America

Donald Trump is the 45th Hocus Potus...

by @TruffleButter00 February 13, 2017

Hocus Pocus Bitch

1) Statement intended to surprise or awaken. Usually when you "invite" yourself into a hot girl's house you know secretly wants you, having read the "signs and signals" of her interest while waiting in line at Tim Hortons.

2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.

3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.

Hocus pocus bitch! Now Juggle ma nuts with your face!

by Mastagon February 25, 2010

Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus is a side-scrolling video game, released in 1994. It featured a young apprentice, who was sent off on a great adventure over 36 levels by the great wizard, Terexin. Terexin is a high-ranking official in the Council of Wizards, and his sprite was later reused for flash movies about the comedy character Fooruman. The game was highly popular, and is still considered one of the best games ever.

Hocus Pocus was walking around a castle, and blasted a flying devil. While jumping around collecting gems, a mushroom ran into him, and he took damage. Hocus collected a white potion, and blasted the mushroom with rapid-fire.

by Vintic aka Elliot June 24, 2006

hocus bogus

Something that is lame, bogus, or just plain not right.
Hocus bogus is always a negitive term, so it can't be used to denote something that is productive for the user.

RIGHT
-Yo I gotta work tomorrow through Thursday
-Dude, that's hocus bogus

WRONG
-Hey I don't have to work and they are paying me anyway
-Dude, that's hocus bogus

by Jimborooski June 20, 2008

hocus tokus

the act of getting mysteriously high off of shwagg...

Man, I don't know how I got so high off the hocus tokus shit..

by KrummyBear November 5, 2009

hocus pocus

As implicated by the Chronic Album in The 20 Dollar Sac Pyramid, it is an alternative term for Marijuana, just as is Buddha or N-Do. Nonetheless, it can be used as an expression for Marijuana of compromised quality, hence having magic-like effects.

Damn E, dat hocus pocus got me trippin like a Mo Fo.

by Don Jaime October 15, 2003