pyrometer

The gage used to measure how hot a girl is.

Yesterday me and John sat on the beach using our pyrometer to rate the girls walking by.

by Carlboats April 17, 2018

Gasometer

To describe how high you are on a scale of 1-1000.

Person 1:Dude I'm about 420 on the gasometer scale
Person 2:Your a disappointment

by litterallyDiditformeme420 September 9, 2019

girlometer

Which refers to male genitalia.

His girlometer jumped to maximum divisions after seeing his crush passing by.

by latincat September 18, 2020