found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)
person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
by kniveschau November 12, 2021
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Get the geller-yeller mug.She is a character off of Black Butler. And let me tell you, she is the most beautiful person/grim reaper I’ve ever seen. She is so perfect. I cannot explain it. She is very beautiful to me. And I love her. I bet you do too. Grelle, If you’re reading this... “I love you. Please marry me. I have thousands of posters of you. I cosplay you too. I love you so much.” -Me
Random person: Have you ever loved someone so much you just wanna die?
Me: Yes, and guess who that is?
Random person: I don’t know, you tell me.
Me: It’s Grelle Sutcliff. Who else did you think..?
Random person: I don’t know like your grandma or something. That’s weird.
Me: Bye.
Me: Yes, and guess who that is?
Random person: I don’t know, you tell me.
Me: It’s Grelle Sutcliff. Who else did you think..?
Random person: I don’t know like your grandma or something. That’s weird.
Me: Bye.
by Grelle Simp October 21, 2020
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Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."
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Also a fanclub.
Also a fanclub.
Girl 1: OMG I saw Brokeback Mountain yesterday. Jake is sooooo hot. *drools*
Girl 2: Yeah I'm a totally Gyllenhaalic - can't live without him. Don't you want to join our fanclub on www.iheartjake.com ?
Girl 1: W00t, I'm so in.
Girl 2: Yeah I'm a totally Gyllenhaalic - can't live without him. Don't you want to join our fanclub on www.iheartjake.com ?
Girl 1: W00t, I'm so in.
by ~dominique April 17, 2006
Get the gyllenhaalic mug.Amanda said "Hey Stephanie! What did you do yesterday?" "Oh, I Gyllenswooned while watching Brokeback Mountain!" Stephanie replied.
by Stephanie and Amanda August 27, 2008
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