gongoozler

The gongoozler aims for the toes when hunting in deep water and is only present in pure darkness
If you ever hear the gongoozlers call, you know that death is coming.
A distant relative to the creature "heehoo" and "the melon man"

Whats a gongoozler?!

by GhostBowie October 11, 2020

The Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a mythical creature, resembling a merman wearing goggles. It is said to stalk the depths of swimming pools, dragging people down to the depths by their toes when the victim goes swimming during the nighttime.

"Bro, I think there's something in my pool, I can see a shadow."
"It's the Gongoozler! Don't go in!"

by Shutheconquerer October 11, 2020

The Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.

The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths

by heeeeehhh October 12, 2020

gongfermor

Basically a guy in medieval England who cleaned excrement from cesspits.

"Why the fuck am I doing this?" Willelmus Inglewood, a 14th century gongfermor

by chris_mk December 26, 2011

GongGong

GongGong a white person who believes they are Aboriginal through very weak or have no genetic/heritage links to the aboriginal people. They normally display no aboriginal features. They identify as aboriginal to either empathise with the aboriginal people or obtain special benefits.

I became a GongGong to help me understand the spirit of the land better

by ALL THINGS GOOD July 5, 2021

Bong the Gong

When you slap a fat Asian man's breasts

I really want to Bong the Gong with that man I met last night at the sushi restaurant.

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

the gongoozler

The gongoozler is a creature that lives inside the water. you will only encounter it if it is in the night. The gongoozler will mostly not attack you. it will only lurk in the deepest depths of a dark, cold body of water.

hey Ethan, I have an idea for a video.
what is it Mark?
what if we go swimming at night?
that's a bad idea, The gongoozler will catch you!
what the f… is a gongoozler

by lolmountian October 11, 2020