The male form of granny panties.
The said "grampy panties" are similar to tidy whities; the panty line is easily discerned through any loose clothing, like basketball shorts, especially if the clothing is a light color. They ride up and make uncomfortable and particulary ass-noying wedgies that, when picked, decrease the overall manly dignity to a measly amount.
Those who wear grampy panties are subject to immediate mockery when the panty line is spotted. If you are discovered as a grampy-wearer, head to the nearest bathroom and remove the grampies and place them in the toilet, so that no-one can make fun of you any longer. Just make sure your name is not written on the tag.
The said "grampy panties" are similar to tidy whities; the panty line is easily discerned through any loose clothing, like basketball shorts, especially if the clothing is a light color. They ride up and make uncomfortable and particulary ass-noying wedgies that, when picked, decrease the overall manly dignity to a measly amount.
Those who wear grampy panties are subject to immediate mockery when the panty line is spotted. If you are discovered as a grampy-wearer, head to the nearest bathroom and remove the grampies and place them in the toilet, so that no-one can make fun of you any longer. Just make sure your name is not written on the tag.
"Dang, check out his grampies!"
"NUMBER 7 IS SEEN SPORTING WHITE SHORTS, EMBARRASSINGLY REVEALING HIS EXTRA-LARGE GRAMPY PANTIES."
"NUMBER 7 IS SEEN SPORTING WHITE SHORTS, EMBARRASSINGLY REVEALING HIS EXTRA-LARGE GRAMPY PANTIES."
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Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.
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One having a big bush, the bush is very big due to it being left for months on end without tending too. Therefore, giving one a grampy bush
"Good thing you told me about having a Grampy Bush or else i wouldnt be able to wheel so many broads"
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Why? It's full of horny old men.
I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.
Why? It's full of horny old men.
I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.
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1. Verb: to binge eat an excessive amount of junk food. To “pig-out” or gorge on unhealthy food, usually in one sitting.
2. Noun: a person who gorges themselves or binge eats unhealthy food.
2. Noun: a person who gorges themselves or binge eats unhealthy food.
I was so sad about breaking up with my boyfriend again, so I just went home for a good gwamph.
After polishing off all those cupcakes and brownies I felt like such a gwamph.
After polishing off all those cupcakes and brownies I felt like such a gwamph.
by CUTlE PlE March 16, 2010
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