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1. Verb: to binge eat an excessive amount of junk food. To “pig-out” or gorge on unhealthy food, usually in one sitting.

2. Noun: a person who gorges themselves or binge eats unhealthy food.
I was so sad about breaking up with my boyfriend again, so I just went home for a good gwamph.

After polishing off all those cupcakes and brownies I felt like such a gwamph.
gwamph by CUTlE PlE March 16, 2010
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GWAMP is an acronym (Gapping, Washing, And Masking Protocols) for social distancing behaviors associated with the coronavirus pandemic.
"Hey Meg, let's go to the store - get ready to GWAMP it up"
"Man, if people don't start to GWAMP I'm going to have get locked down again"
GWAMP by landgrabber July 8, 2020
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A gwarph is when you fart at the exact moment you cum during a blow job resulting in the blower pulling away in disgust only to receive a forehead covered in jiz while wincing from the stink. Resemblance to Star Trek's Lt. Worf is uncanny.
Most my Friday nights begin with a blowjob while watching Next Generation, and end with a laugh while I give my girlfriend a gwarph.
gwarph by Kazoonhite of Dragonwhale October 21, 2013
Gwamped means “get fucked” but instead its “get gwamped” or dumped.
“dude i just failed a test”
“haha get gwamped”
gwamped by gwammpy March 6, 2021
Also known as Gorp, a gwamp is and underwater fart, but with a touch of actual shit. This would be better defined as an underwater shart.
Le Fawnduh: "Damn Homie, dis biotch just did a gwamp in da pool!
Gwamp by Jarrood May 13, 2005
The best and only name for a Roomba
Make sure you charge gwampo
gwampo by Chode muffin May 17, 2020
Memorable, nostalgic, everlasting, old, historic.
Remember the Gwamp days.
Gwamp by E.D Gracity June 20, 2020
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