gwamph

1. Verb: to binge eat an excessive amount of junk food. To “pig-out” or gorge on unhealthy food, usually in one sitting.

2. Noun: a person who gorges themselves or binge eats unhealthy food.

I was so sad about breaking up with my boyfriend again, so I just went home for a good gwamph.

After polishing off all those cupcakes and brownies I felt like such a gwamph.

by CUTlE PlE March 16, 2010

GWAMP

GWAMP is an acronym (Gapping, Washing, And Masking Protocols) for social distancing behaviors associated with the coronavirus pandemic.

"Hey Meg, let's go to the store - get ready to GWAMP it up"
"Man, if people don't start to GWAMP I'm going to have get locked down again"

by landgrabber July 8, 2020

gwarph

A gwarph is when you fart at the exact moment you cum during a blow job resulting in the blower pulling away in disgust only to receive a forehead covered in jiz while wincing from the stink. Resemblance to Star Trek's Lt. Worf is uncanny.

Most my Friday nights begin with a blowjob while watching Next Generation, and end with a laugh while I give my girlfriend a gwarph.

by Kazoonhite of Dragonwhale October 21, 2013

gwamped

Gwamped means “get fucked” but instead its “get gwamped” or dumped.

“dude i just failed a test”
“haha get gwamped”

by gwammpy March 6, 2021

Gwamp

Also known as Gorp, a gwamp is and underwater fart, but with a touch of actual shit. This would be better defined as an underwater shart.

Le Fawnduh: "Damn Homie, dis biotch just did a gwamp in da pool!

by Jarrood May 13, 2005

gwampo

The best and only name for a Roomba

Make sure you charge gwampo

by Chode muffin May 17, 2020

Gwamp

Memorable, nostalgic, everlasting, old, historic.

Remember the Gwamp days.

by E.D Gracity June 20, 2020