Gurkin' Gobbler

A woman who loves to gobble penis for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack. This term is only used for females that gobble gurkins as using it to describe a male is just fucked up.
Joe: "Hey, heard the chick from the bar gave you a little tounge-on-rod action last night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she was a world-class Gurkin' Gobbler."
by SloppyHoe November 27, 2010
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the gurkinator

he thought he ate
'the gurkinator! he thought he ate' looking at photo.
by he thought he ate August 16, 2023
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Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion
Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection
by PickleKing11 May 14, 2023
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