Turd Gurgler

1. A total jackass, but in an annoying way. Somebody who is always whining, bitching or complaining and making life miserable for those around them.
2. A person who lies or exaggerate to the point where you can't believe anything they say. Everything that comes out of their mouth is bullshit, thus they are turd gurglers.

Saul always brags about how many girls he's nailed, even though everyone knows he just jacks off to National Geographic. He's a total turd gurgler.

by John625 December 21, 2007

gingler

One who engages in sex with dwarfs or other little people.

I pulled a gingler last night. She was only 4'6".

by Hugh Jackson August 27, 2003

gugler

a juggler with a leraning disability

That guy can't get a job at the circus because hes a gugler.

by a gugler December 5, 2013

Gurglers

Used to describe a pokie machine that’s ploughed through your recently received pay check rougher then Nollsie ploughed through that Thai brothel.

Davo: “Big reds on the fucking gurgle Yohan let’s chuck a pineapple in the Mexican instead”
Yohan: “they are all gurglers Davo you stupid fuck”

by DavoSlots September 12, 2019

guggler

One who guggles furiously

He is one mad guggler

by SirGuggles July 3, 2022

cum gurgler

One who immensely enjoys the spoils of fellating a male.

You're such a fucking cum gurgler Matt.

Whoa dude, check out the milf, I bet she's a cum gurgler from way back.

by tully July 14, 2004

gungle flopsweat

The term for when flopsweat ends up coming in contact with gungle. Gungle flopsweat usually appears after sex when the gungle has started to appear and the last amount of flopsweat is launched.

There was so much gungle flopsweat on her last night after we smashed

by Doc Elevation July 21, 2016