High Guardian Spice

An utter dogshit Crunchyroll original "anime".
The creators of this "anime" strive to have diversity in their team, but somehow have a 100% female writers room.
The graphics in this "anime" look like the stuff on Cartoon Network rather than a REAL Japanese anime.
It is so bad that it is not even listed on MyAnimeList.

Every REAL anime watcher thinks that High Guardian Spice sucks.

by ANIM3BOI69 August 13, 2021

engine guardian

A Person Whose forehead resembles that of an Engine Guardian off the Game Elder Scrolls. Someone whose speech consists of every racial slur in the game and writes long love letters to egirls.

Dang, look at Miami and his big ass engine guardian forehead over there.

by Vegetable69 February 15, 2018

nina with me like a guard

To stay strapped with the heater at all times.

Friend: what’s that bulge in your shirt??

Doug: bro I keep that Nina with me like a guard!

by AlwaysTucked July 31, 2021

glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors

Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian

Dave: man what?

Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money

by Youngmagi December 1, 2016

Creative Point Guard

An individual who can lead a creative team. They can create for themselves, and also put others in positions to succeed.

That guy Ryan is a real creative point guard.

by steve_nash March 10, 2019

Guardicus Manicus

This theory states that any male who has participated, or is currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.

Girl 1: ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the hot scale now *lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.

by klancecanonking June 27, 2018

Guardian Bell

A Guardian Bell is a small metal bell that attaches onto a motorcycle to ward off evil spirits. Guardian Bells have more of an effect when given as a gift.

"Legend has it that evil road spirits have been latching onto motorcycles for as long as bikes have been on the road. These spirits are responsible for mechanical problems and bad luck on a journey.

Legend goes on to say that, by attaching a guardian bell to your bike, the evil spirits will become trapped inside the guardian bell. There, the constant ringing will drive them insane, making them lose their grip until they fall to the ground."

by ZorbaDaSwampMonster May 28, 2008