by Tomcat ™️ October 8, 2021
Get the gumshoe grimes mug."I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."
by Totally Not A Furry March 6, 2021
Get the Gumping It mug.
by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020
Get the Gumping It mug.A person whose marijuana stash consists totally of THC infused edible gummies of various strengths and flavors. A gumhead does not smoke weed, inhale vapors, or use sublingual cannabis oils.
by talk2me-JCH2 April 6, 2023
Get the gumhead mug.Similar to the friend zone, where one person (usually a woman) keeps a member of the opposite sex available as a safety net for a potential future relationship, a fallback to provide for the person and/or their children in case the prospects for a better relationship all fall through (ie better looking, more money).
The term is inspired by the movie Forrest Gump, where the character Jenny Curran went through all her relationship options and eventually contracted HIV/AIDS. After she realizes she's dying and has no other options open, she finally returns to Forrest Gump, a man with diminished mental capacity and great wealth who has always loved her, in order for him to care and provide for her and her son, claiming Forrest is the father. She also potentially infected Forrest with the virus after they were married, since so little was known about it at the time.
The term is inspired by the movie Forrest Gump, where the character Jenny Curran went through all her relationship options and eventually contracted HIV/AIDS. After she realizes she's dying and has no other options open, she finally returns to Forrest Gump, a man with diminished mental capacity and great wealth who has always loved her, in order for him to care and provide for her and her son, claiming Forrest is the father. She also potentially infected Forrest with the virus after they were married, since so little was known about it at the time.
by JakkFrost May 11, 2017
Get the gump zone mug.Good For Men's Prostate Health
1) Used as justification to have any request, no matter how outlandish, satisfied by a significant other.
2) Any desirable toy or act that a man can somehow relate to prostate health.
1) Used as justification to have any request, no matter how outlandish, satisfied by a significant other.
2) Any desirable toy or act that a man can somehow relate to prostate health.
"Dear, I heard that chocolate is GFMPH." "Would you like me to get a box for you now?"
"Dear, I heard that engaging in amorous activities while swinging from a chandelier is GFMPH." "Would you like me to wear the nurse outfit again?"
"Man, this new snow blower is GFMPH. It works so well my wife does the driveway."
"Dear, I heard that engaging in amorous activities while swinging from a chandelier is GFMPH." "Would you like me to wear the nurse outfit again?"
"Man, this new snow blower is GFMPH. It works so well my wife does the driveway."
by Arsene Lupin November 15, 2011
Get the GFMPH mug.