a gummer

A gummer is a toothless blow job.

I drove down main street to pick up a toothless crack whore hooker to get a gummer .

by godofallthings April 11, 2014

The Gummer

A sexual maneuver in which right before the Male ejaculates, the female (or other male) show their sexual partner a picture of Hillary Clinton. The Male will then go soft and the other chews the penis like a gummy worm.

Jesse- Let's do the gummer
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot

by DeFrates September 21, 2019

gummer

A female interested in hockey players; a hockey team slut. The name comes from the typically toothless gums of hockey players that the gummers so desperately crave.

Although Ovechkin may be the ugliest man alive, the gummers still go crazy for him.

by emw123 January 23, 2010

gummer

getting a blowjob, getting head

''Sally gave Richard a big slobbery gummer"

by fo to the shizzle November 17, 2006

gummer

a crackho that slobs your weasel after she either a) removed her dentures or b) just let all her teeth rot out her cakehole. also can be referred to the actual "slobbing" itself. advantageous to those who have had bad experiences with over-zealous biters.

That old bat gummer on the corner is the cheapest ratwhore in town!
Man I got this phat ass gummer off this crabass bitch yesterday!

by Cinna January 5, 2005

Gummer

an old business man, usually having an affair with a younger man.

The gummer stood there with his diamond eyes, pinstripe suit, stale drinks, and lipstick prints on his collar from the man in the bathroom.

by Josh Ripoff February 1, 2009

gummer

a super nice and funny person. she got a fat azz and nice boobies.

bro!!! did you see how good gummer looks today??

by barbiegirl7898 April 25, 2020